Today’s News About:
- Why You Shouldn’t Masturbate While Driving
- 10 Toxic Habits You Need To Drop Before It’s Too Late To Change
- Is Self-Reliance The Key To Happiness
- How To Feel 10 Years Younger
- Rare Historical Photos
And, we’ll begin with the following:
Why You Shouldn’t Masturbate While Driving:
Uh, who among us have the urge of self-gratification while navigating a couple tons of a computerized compilation of plastic, leather, glass and sheet metal?
Not that I’m judging you if you’re one who does…
But the old warning that too much masturbation could make you go blind has now been scientifically proven as correct.
On a side note, why researchers looked into this, when we’d much rather know why Oprah still can’t keep the weight off, is a mystery to this old boy…
Anyway, according to research, amaurosis fugax, which is a blockage of blood vessels near our eyes, can result in blindness for several minutes. Amaurosis fugax can be triggered by an exceptionally pleasurable orgasm. (Uh, is there any other kind?)
So as a favor to your fellow drivers, don’t drive drunk, drugged or blind.
While on the subject, it’s really true that Kellogg’s Corn Flakes and graham crackers were invented to curb masturbation!
The story is, Sylvester Graham and John Kellogg, a truly fun couple, hoped to stop masturbation by keeping body heat out of the penis. They figured getting people on cold cereal would wean them off a hot breakfast.
Hey, didn’t work on me either…
Ever hear that one about how a penny dropped from the Empire State Building would kill you?
Nope, not true:
Dropped pennies twist and turn so much they can’t pick up enough force to hurt us.
Goofy stuff, I know. But these kinda oddities amuse me.
You too? Then click on the following blue link to get a basket full of them: Science Debunks Myths And Old Wive’s Tales
10 Toxic Habits That You Need To Drop Before It’s Too Late To Change
Losing will not always amount to a loss, sometimes you have to lose those toxic relationships and bad habits to create a space for better things.” …Gugu Mona
Habits. We’ve all got them.
Not flipping off annoying drivers, is a pretty good habit if you don’t wanna get shot by some gun toting masturbator.
Admittedly, that was an obscure example.
As are the 10 bad habits mentioned by Dr. Travis Bradberry, coauthor of Emotional Intelligence 2.0
According to Dr. Bradberry, toxic habits include:
- Checking your phone during a conversation.
- Comparing yourself to other people.
- Saying yes when you wanna say no.
Those are habits?
Guess I can accept that they are, in an obscurist, Lou Reed-ish panoramic scenario.
Anyway, check out the doctor’s 6 other nocuous habits when you click on the following blue link:10 Toxic Habits That You Need To Drop Before It’s Too Late To Change Them
Bonus: 8 Habits Of Wildly Successful People: Click the blue link: 8 Habits For Success
“Good habits are the key to all success. Bad habits are the unlocked door to failure.” … Og Mandino. (Used to read his wonderful books to our late son, Walker. He and I met Mr Mandino when Walker was 5, maybe 6. Nice dude.)
Is Self-Reliance The Key To Happiness
In a post on Author Darius Foroux, says: “Self-Reliance Is The Secret Sauce To Consistent Happiness…”
Some of his tips for achieving happiness through self-reliance:
- Train yourself to not be needy
- Trust yourself
- Speak up
- Master your emotions
- Face your challenges and demons head on
- Live without regrets
Thoughtful post without being preachy or, heaven forbid, boring.
If you’re interested in this thing we call happiness, click the following blue link: Is Self-Reliance The Key To Happiness
How To Feel 10 Years Younger:
Only 10 years? I’ll need 2 or 3 do-overs.
But then, these 10 tips to feel 10 years younger, are designed for women.
Sample Tip: GET A GOOD BRA – one that actually fits!
OK, that leaves me out.
Still, they were fun to read. You’ll probably get some ideas, too.
Check out the other 9 tips when you click on the following blue link: How To Feel 10 Years Younger
Rare Historical Photos:
Wanna see Alfred Hitchcock having tea with the MGM lion?
You can see that and many other unusal pictures when you click on the following blue link: Rare Historical Photos
A Song That Mrs. Thorpe Likes:
That’s it for now.