First off, Merry Christmas!
Second, It’s Xmas, what the heck you doing online?
Anyway, you’re here. I’m here, and we might as well enjoy ourselves with the following 10 pretty damn good Christmas quotes…
First a riddle: (You’ll find the correct answer at the end of this post 😉
Just before Christmas, a honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor.
SO…Which one picked it up?
Xmas Quote 1:
From the late George Carlin: “The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
Xmas Quote 2:
“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.” …Jay Leno
Xmas Quote 3:
“What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.” …Agnes M. Pahro
Xmas Quote 4:
“There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.” …P.J. O’Rourke
Xmas Quote 5:
“Want to keep Christ in Christmas? Feed the hungry, clothe the naked, forgive the guilty, welcome the unwanted, care for the ill, love your enemies, and do unto others as you would have done unto you.” …Steve Maraboli
Xmas Quote 6:
“Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you’re home.” …Carol Nelson
Xmas Quote 7:
“The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others’ burdens, easing other’s loads and supplanting empty hearts and lives with generous gifts becomes for us the magic of Christmas.” …W. C. Jones
Xmas Quote 8:
“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.” …Victor Borge
Xmas Quote 9:
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” …Phyllis Diller
Xmas Quote 10:
“Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around.” …Bryan White
Who picked up the money, the honest politician, the generous lawyer or Santa Claus?
Santa of course, because the other two don’t exist! Riddle Source
That’s it for me. Talk to you next time, and Merry Christmas!
Ideas for me, your aging related story, or comments are very damn welcome…